Just Call Me Greggs

My Dear Fellows & Princess Normal,

Er Indoors did not have a good morning. I sensed she didn't want me around so I left her with antacid, paracetamol, a bucket and a bottle of water and told her to call on me if she needed me.

She emerged in the early afternoon after a bit of a spew. She was thoroughly embarrassed by last night although we've all done it so I didn't make a big deal about it.

Well maybe not ALL of us have done it. I'm going to give the Pope and most members of the Osmonds a pass. But I've certainly made an idiot of myself in the not-so-distant past.

I figured Er Indoors would need stodge. This is a problem because, so far, I haven't found a Greggs replacement yet. Instead I made a big batch of chips and put them in front of the missus. She denied she was hungry at first, but then I saw her nose twitching like a mouse sniffing the air. Soon the chips were gone.

I'm glad. Carbs are what you need on a day like today. And TLC. Ooh, also episodes of "Midsomer Murders". Er Indoors got all three.

S.