Smalls

My Dear Fellow,

Er Indoors bought these knickers for me. She thought they were just adorable, and therefore a suitable home for my special secret boy's equipment.

She's right about the picture of course. And as someone who usually chooses knickers based purely on durability and lack of Y-front I have to say they are definitely my most stylish pair.

HOWEVER. What is not apparent from the picture is the texture. Shiny. Sheeny. Silky. The sort of texture one normally associates with women's underthings. Worse. FRENCH women's underthings. 

Good heavens man. It is very disturbing to go swishing around town in these. The luxuriant brush of these knickers is enough to convince a chap he's made a mistake and pulled a pair of shreddies out of his missus' knicker-drawer.

So I enjoy them. But yet... am also confused by them. I shall persist. Maybe it is the way of the future.

El P.