Ouch!

I had a bit of a problem today, trying to think of a blip, so I finally decided that there could be nothing better for today than a picture of a cat with a pencil up its arse.

This is not a real cat I hasten to add. It is in fact a bona fide (not fido) pencil sharpener that has the added pleasureable feature of making a cat-like wail whenever you insert the pencil. This provides so much pleasure in the office that we now have hundreds of perfectly sharp pencils littered about the place, whereas before the acquisition of said cat, we had none. In fact, we still don't actually have any use for pencils generally, but we certainly have a use for the cat.

Owing to the success of the project, we are thinking of exploring the possibility of inserting pencils into real animals to see whether there are any particular species that provide a really sharp result. My money is on a squirrel...

..although we had better be careful of his nuts.

Chortle!