Is this real or just a pigment of my imagination

Ah, that feels better, my first Photoshop creation for what must be several weeks. Working from home today as I'm expecting a delivery of goodies that I purchased with one off the insurance vouchers following the bicycle thefts from the garage a couple of month's back. A real miss mash of goodies as we had to spend the full amount in the one on line shop and in one go. I even have a limited edition Brooks leather saddle that cost a stupid amount but is going to do wonders for my bottom apparently. Expect pictures if it doesn't ........ I suggest that you pray to your chosen god for the saddle to live up to expectations.