1 Day Ah Feelz Zo Happi,

Woe iz meh.

Mah Hooman, Toolibelle, haz upped an left me, ah has no one 2 schleep wif.

Lass nite, ah finks ah wull schleep wif mah hooman Muhjar. Ah makes shure ah iz lookin mah cootest.

But itz no wurkin. Muhjar dud roll ovfer and skwizshed meh out teh bed.

Iz okhay tho. Ah wokz hur up at earleh oclock buy yowling at hur loud!

Yay!