Keeping The Peace

Jools: Nice picture. Who is he?

Me: Don't know, a street person.

Jools: What makes you say that?

Me: Um, he's badly dressed, got a straggly beard and his shoes are . . .

Jools: That description fits you. So, you must be a street person?

Me: Well, no . . .

Jools: No difference from where I'm standing . . .

Me: Ah, I've got a Nikon . . .

Jools: Where did you steal it?

Me: Okay, he's a Peace Keeper!