Stand off !

Went to oban to buy new house for the rabbit only to be told by the smart pet people "we don't stock rabbit hutches at this time of year"  Honestly I'm surrounded by idiots!
Sofa lot phoned this morning to say my sofa was ready for delivery to Arisaig!!! Thats like a hundred miles north of me! I phoned them back this afternoon to be told, sorry sofa not in but your chair is in and ready for delivery to   wait for it... to Lochgoilhead! Argggghhhhh!  More bloody idiots! Don't they teach geography in schools anymore!