Home alone!

This is what happens when your better half is retired! I go out to work and come home to a room looking like Santa barfed in it! Even that annoying Santa that looks in the fridge & wiggles his behind every time you pass is there, I could have sworn I kicked that into kingdom come last year! Just now he's sitting on the sofa surrounded by fairy lights as he insists the rabbit who lives outsides has his Christmas tree lights too! Where's the wine I need a glass quick!