Aggro at the Spa!

Regrettably some of our cuzzins do not understand the etiquette of holiday life. Be it arranging for one's friend to lay a towel on a sun lounger the week preceding your holiday or simply behaving as if the amount you have paid the lady with the moustache (Computer says no!) entitles you to maximise your time on the available facilities, usually to the annoyance and detriment of those who will huff and puff but rarely say anything.

The Duck family, recently arrived from Texas had been ensconced in the only working hot tub since the previous evening. Mr Green from Finchley was fit to be tied but typical British stoicism and dislike of creating a fuss deterred him from telling Mrs Duck and her brood to sling their hooks.