I Can't Speak French

Back Hame. Drove back this afternoon, nice smooth journey, in time to get to the dancin'. Stopped 'aff' in Aldi on the way hame for some messages and saw this. I'm happy to report that I'm familiar with all of the above expressions, so I'm clearly bilingual these days. I'm fair away wi' masel'.

On an associated linguistic front, I stumbled on this today. Punny store and business names, there's some corkers, I can't decide on my favourite. I think it could be the Caribbean takeaway 'Jamaican Me Hungry'. Or the ghoulish 'Ghost Bus Tours'. Or Luther Van Gloss, Painter & Decorator by day, soul singer by night. Too many to choose.




Can't Speak French, Girls Aloud - not sure I should confess to really liking this?