Brunch

This is brunch on a day when no breakfast was the way to go for an early dental check up. That way there is less chance of the dentist holding aloft with her pointy spear a minute crumb of muesli lodged in a crevice and crying in triumph" have you flossed your teeth this morning, Lady Findhorn?"

With nothing found on the end of her prong she could only suggest that one no 4 tooth would soon need to be crowned after I broke it on an almond ( note- not on a square of Cadbury's milk chocolate!).
I felt obliged to say that for the price, I'd rather have an I- Watch.

I was lucky to make my escape with just two X-rays and no recourse to the dreaded drill, slightly lighter in the purse though.