YOU LOOKIN' AT ME, PAL?

Yes, we have a pair of genuine wood pigeons messing up our "garden" with their pathetic attempts at DIY house-building - from the rucked up feathers on her back  - looks as though serious hanky-panky is under way...

Go for it girl!

OK - I'm not racist - I just can't stand the smaller town pigeons with their Heinz 57 colour code - they make nothing except shit & more shit makers...

There you go!