Toad Hazards

It is that time of year. A time when...while mowing the lawn...you scare up all the tiny toads. Between my back yard and the front, I had 5 toads on the move.

Can you imagine being that small, and having a giant man riding on a giant tractor-like thing coming at you? And, the noise. The sound must be deafening to their little toadie ears. (Do toads even have ears?)

I returned after mowing, and found 2 of the five. This poor guy hadn't moved a muscle, frozen right in the spot where I left him. After he took a couple of jumps, I helped him across my driveway. Now, my neighbor can deal with Tony, the toad.

Did I follow the proper toad code?
Should I have taken the toad into my abode?
Could you call this blip...An Ode to the Toad?
If I put all five on a bus...would it be a busload of toad?
On Blip...my toad I did download.
If I did clip one...would you call it a Toad Explode?
Served with ice cream...would it be Toad A la Mode?
I'm glad I didn't have...a toad episode.

OK...THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!