Still looking for Doctor Ross

I've developed an unpronounceable hand condition (Dupuytren’s contracture) which is making my pinkie curl. As I explained to the consultant, I can't touch type, and I'm unable to play the guitar properly. Whether or not I'll be able to do either after the surgery next month is debatable.

I brazenly parked my Beetle beside a swanky looking flash-git babe magnet, but my knowledge of cars is almost as bad as my knowledge of football. I thought a Lotus was vastly more expensive than it actually is. Which rather ruins the joke.

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