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Horse 1: hey up, what's going on here?
Horse 2: well it appears that were a couple of Lego horses with a few fancy fellas sat on our backs.
Horse 1: Right. Whi are the fellas?
Horse 2: Roundheads. Or Cavaliers actually. You know why we're here? It's because there seems to be a bit of a thing about for people blipping Lego, so we've been dragged out of a suitcase from the loft for a few snaps.
Horse 1: i'd forgotten they even do lego horses....
Horse 2: yeah, they even do Lego chavs in circa 1981 Crystal Palace shirts.
Horse 1: how do you know?
Horse 2: Because theres one stood over there with a Lego 'Linda Blair' from the exorcist and a chap with a camera in his hand. A Lego one. They're all set up ready for tomorrows blip.
Horse 1: you're shitting me?
Horse 2: Nope. Means we'll be stuck here on the coffee table for a while, maybe even until Fe comes up in a couple of weeks. You know what I he's like, hoarding pointless crap everywhere. Look to your left and you'll see a wind up torch. Over on the velvet effect sofa he has a dust sheet for decorating and some pants. The floor plays home to a real cameraon a tripod and two packs of A4 photocpier paper.
Horse 1: So we're here for a while?
Horse 1: yep, I hope you like watching a grown man play computer games.

In other news Lego Horses are right cynical bastards.

Actually that's a bit of a con isn't it? That's not really 'other news' it basically a short summary of the actual news.

In actual other news I've been in Boston today learning about Bosch Power tools. I saw a handheld tool cut through steel and a few drills drill a few holes (shockingly). I was the only Assistant Branch Manager on the course and hence the highest ranking man to be there. I could have been at my branch actually getting the sustainability showroom ready for our big evening on May 3rd or ringing up some architects for a chat to invite them OR even continuing to enter negotiations with a local green energy firm to partnership our solar panel push....

Instead I was watching a grown man practically ejaculate because his drill charges completely in 30 minutes and a Milwaukee drill take 45 and only charges to 70%.