I've Been Drinking...Naked

The lurgy I have is a tenacious little bugger. It seems that no matter how many drugs I throw down my neck, it just keeps hanging on...like a last-minute change of heart at Beachy Head.

So I thought I'd try to confuse it by going the natural route. According to the bottle, this smoothie has 3 apples, 1 banana, some kiwi and pineapple in it. It also has several things I can't pronounce...along with some garlic, spinach and parsley.

It looks like watery slurry and tastes like grass.

If I don't feel better after this, I'll give up!