War Paint

Ok. So drinking a few bottles of watery, grass-flavoured slurry didn't work.

I woke up this morning feeling like an elephant had s(h)at on my head; so it looks like this lurgy is far from finished with me...but I won't surrender. THIS IS WAR!

Yes, I'm feeling like death microwaved; but I can put on a brave face. Or, rather, paint on a brave face. With a bloody big paint brush.

This photo shows the arsenal I've utilised today. Every single one of those items has been used in an attempt to make myself look - and feel - a touch more human.

Next step: Lemsip, Otrivine and 400mg of ibuprofen. BRING IT ON!