Caught with her guard down

What you can't see is that I have Toots right ear firmly clamped in my teeth. She is in seventh heaven and refuses to budge. Mrs Booty caught us en Flagrante as they say in those tattered copies of "Big Girls." Luckily I think Mrs B hasn't found them, although she has started using my pen-name, "Concerned of Truro" when she talks about me to the doctor.