Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Red is the new black

Large Red brighten your day.



Enough gray clouds, gloom and mizzle. A touch of red straight from the garden. The geraniums are still flowering. I heard a hissing noise behind me as I snipped this from a plant. It couldn't have been Mrs B, but how wrong can you be? The Duct tape had been gnawed through and she was on the war path.

The doctor reckons she made a mistake by ripping off the final strip across her lips. As she is now incapable of speech I believe the diagnosis is incorrect.

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