You cannot take an alien invasion seriously enough

Having heard on Radio 2 of the coming alien invasion I quickly donned some tin foil protection and did my best serious face. It must have worked as I did not see any little green men near me today.

In reality I went to the hairdresser. I hate the hairdressers. I used to have a lady come to the house. She stopped doing mobile though.

I have grey hair and vanity makes me suffer the three hours of torture. Three hours!!!!!

Imagine how much better I could have got on the banjo in three hours.