Mugging a pensioner.

After fighting my way to work on the bike this morning I couldn't face doing it all over again tonight so I wussed out and got the bus.

It's the first time I've used my local service for about six months so I hadn't seen any of the driver since I got my bus pass.

'Good evening' says I

'Hey! What's this? Did you mug a pensioner and steal their pass?' says the driver

Ah the banter!