Little Girl Blue

I've heard of kids going cuckoo for Coco
Puffs...but, this is the first time I've seen the ducks going Quackers for
Crackers.
 
The little girl in blue...
dressed in a tu-tu...
feeds the ducks a few...
while avoiding the poo.
 
The ducks seem to like them...butttt...if you look
closely you can see that there are 2 ducks that are just about to attempt to
take a bite on the girls ankle. There is one in front, and one in
back.
 
The duck in front is peeved. Her posture says
this..."I DON'T LIKE THE CHEEZ-ITS WITH THE WHITE CHEDDAR! PLEASE BRING THE
REGULAR NEXT TIME! THAT FAKE CHEESE GETS ALL OVER MY BEAK!" Well....excuuuse
me!
 
The duck in back is even more blunt. "I'M TRYING TO
WATCH MY FIGURE! HAVE"NT YOU EVER HEARD OF REDUCED-FAT CHEEZ-ITS?
 
Another duck that escaped my frame is also fuming.
"I LOVE WHEAT THINS! I'LL EVEN SETTLE FOR TRISCUITS! BUT...I WILL NOT EAT
CHEEZE-ITS!
 
I wish that I did not like crackers. All the salty
snacks are my downfall. Crackers...chips...pretzels...even cheesy
rice-cakes...never met one that I haven't liked.
 
The ducks look like they just gobbled them up...but
there is a proper way to eat a Cheez-it cracker. You take a single cracker, and
put it upside-down in your mouth. That way...the little dark or slightly burned
spots are down. With the bottom teeth...you pick those spots off, and eat them
first. As Rachel Ray says..."DE-LISHHHH!" Then, using your tongue to position
the cracker...you line it up on its "faultline", and break it in half with your
teeth. Finally...you take it back, and proceed to chew.You can thank me after
you've tried it.
 
An overcast day here...almost dreary. Good day to
do some wash, and do some packing for my vacation...which starts this Sunday
after church.