Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 34

Sympathetic Magic Dance is a powerfully spiritual form of art. Here Mirl and Sidd do an ancient ritual dance that the holy cats of Egypt used to pivot the stone doors of the tombs to get to the food left for the Pharaohs for their grueling journey to the realm of Ka. "Journey. Shmourney. We all know they are dead and will never eat it. And besides it attracts roaches." says a line from the recently translated Papyrus of the Knowing Cat in the Pharaonic collection of the Berlin Museum. This hocus-pocus is known as the "Boogie to Dine in the Shrine Ritual". (The irreverent feline choreographers of the lower nile called it "Open the Damn Door Dance.") The threat to use this powerful magic comes from Mirl. "Cat slave is home, but he went back downstairs to the car to get his phone. We are left here with no food sooooooo we will take the ultimate action. Shake it 'til we break it, yo Bro Sidd! Groove it 'til we move it! The swing is the thing! Pussy bump will make it thump!" Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.