X Sighted

By q8rdave

Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 30

Yoga: the Plural of Yoghurt In feline vocabulary, many plural words end in "a". One "tun" becomes many "tuna". In a rarely used form "nap" becomes "napa". Rarely used because a cat can take only one nap at a time. (It is appropriate, however, to use the place name "Napa Valley" as it is the location of very many cat napa.) Mirl and Sidd figured that if they liked yoghurt, yoga would be fabulous. But after reading up on yoga, they soon realized their mistake. Yoga was no treat for a pussy. Sidd thought that it still sounded like a good idea. So, though he is pretty out of shape, he went through some of the beginner poses. But when he got to Prasarita Padottanasana, his back went out and he got stuck all balled up. Mirl isn't quite sure what to do. He'd like to help, but it's the weekend and the Catropractor isn't open 'til Monday. Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.

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