Apple muffins

Popped into town this morning for a bale of sawdust, belated seed tatties and a 2m bit of wood to make a spear (for tai chi - don't be too scared). Got the sawdust and the tatties but couldn't get the right diameter of doweling for the spear. Of course the guy had to ask ask what I needed it for but never even flinched when told the purpose, just said he would order it in.

Came home intending to get out in the garden but it rained and I wimped out. Instead I made some muffins and a swiss roll. Which led to a rash of really bad jokes about shoving people down mountains.