Sir Picanuper Troll is the legendary King Of Gravesend and Emperor of Dartford and Thereabouts. He is mighty beyond comprehension, and does Love Everybody Unreservedly, except for Cliff Richard, The Times Bit Of Rough Jeremy Clarkson, The idiot, Boris and all associated with him, et cetera.
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Sir Picanuper Troll is the legendary King Of Gravesend and Emperor of Dartford and Thereabouts. He is mighty beyond comprehension, and does Love Everybody Unreservedly, except for Cliff Richard, The Times Bit Of Rough Jeremy Clarkson, The idiot, Boris and all associated with him, et cetera.
Sir Picanuper entered a period of Hibernation following the Cummings Coup, leaving instructions he be awakened in the event of Profound Ridiculousness occuring. Of course, it has, he was: Sir Picanuper is woke.
Sir Picanuper will endeavour to Make It All Better.

Walk Tall !