Proof there is a God...

Just follow me on this one...

Today proved that humans, the world, everything living was created by God. And all the catholics owe this proof to the weatherman. Why you ask? well because days like today - science plays the ultimate dunce. Science is what has been the basis of the human species since Darwin decided that we were descendants from monkey's & tadpoles. Science told us that we evolved from one species to another eventually becoming what we are today - humans. Science is fact... right? Being a numbers guy and currently get paid to prove my thoughts based on facts - science is indisputable.
Until today....
Meteorologists are considered scientists - fact. Scientists base their analysis on these facts. Then tell me why "scientists" are unable to tell fact. If your only job is tell me whats going to happen tomorrow based on computer models, 100 of years of history and millions of dollars worth of equipment - why are you so terrible at your job?
If one scientist preaches that we are descendants of some extinct squirrel millions of years ago and another tells me there will be 6inces of snow tomorrow and only a trace accumulates....what should i believe? I would say neither. The local weathermen have single handlely disproven the theory of evolution.
This winter-the Portland local weathermen have predicted 6 of the 2 winter storms. I am here to predict that if my child wants to become a meteorologist when they grow up - then he/she will need to find another place to spend christmas dinner.....

PS - this trace shut down the entire Portland Educational System today. There was zero learning today in the city of Portland because of the "February Winter Blast".