My wife has game

This is not my wife. This lady is a about a foot shorter.

My wife has game - which is a weird thing to say but evident last night. We went out to a friends going away party at a local bar. But if you asked anyone there - they may not have noticed that i was actually there... My wife on the other hand was the center of attention - specifically to a few the men in the crowd. She was the nut to their squirrel (that may only make sense to me). At one point a guy sitting with us actually friended her on facebook - while i was sitting right there... Essentially the same as asking her out. wonder why he didnt friend me..
Its funny sometimes when we go out - i will catch other dudes check her out. It doesnt bother me - its flattering actually. I can only imagine what they think to themselves when they see me with her... wondering how the short chubby kid got the tall leggy girl. Maybe they think im her 'special needs' brother that should be wearing a helmet. Or that i'm her families Polish exchange student that her parents force her to take out with her.
It doesnt matter - when they see me i just smile a little - annoying them as they go back to their table of dudes and i go home with my hot wife.