Q: Why did Andy Coulson quit?

A: He couldn't hack it.

Looks like I got me a theme.

As Babaodo says, "chairs were shit before blip", so I think we're making the world a better place. Unlike the aforementioned jobseeking gobshite.

Here's another. What is Andy Coulson going to do now he's out of work?

Spend time listening to other people spending time with their families.

This also doubles as a SP. Heck, second-hand satire, themes, self-portraiture. If this blip had any more features, I would have to...... think of a punchline of my own. Bollocks.

Big it up