Black and white army

Black and blue army would make more sense.

Just back from Craven Cottage, where me and this evidently prescient lad watched Newcastle give Fulham a football lesson for the first 45 minutes, and then apparently opted to see whether they'd been paying attention in class. The one bright side is that we are clearly good teachers. Ouch.

I wouldn't mind, but my self-imposed exile from St James' Park (and yes, that is what it's called) means this shellacking will live long in the memory.

Equilibrium is restored: football's rubbish again.