Oh yes we did!

Go to see the pantomime, that is. Another wonderful production by our village theatre group (Aladdin this time) with costumes, sets and talent to rival any West End show. Every year I think how much I would love to be on stage with them but, as I think they might actually expect me to do something once I was up there, I think it's probably best for all concerned if I just stay safely tucked away in the audience.

'Oh no it isn't!' I can hear you shout. Trust me - 'OH YES IT IS!'.