Containment

I opened the staffroom door today to find that Pugface had, after one too many arguments about the positioning of the coffee cabinet with other members of staff (seriously), moved into the adjacent room. She joins the guy who is allergic to air-conditioners (he can't use Microsoft Word either) and a girl with some weird eye-problem that causes discomfort in any sort of light. Once Bag-O-Pills moves in, I'll seal the room off and put a biohazard sticker on it.

The English Language Unit. You couldn't make it up.