Book orders and coffee tables

Two people tried to pick a fight with me today.

Two people lost.

HR Twat and Pugface.

What a pair of tits.

A year ago, they would have both gotten the better of me, but I've learned a lot in this job, and can now confidently add 'High threshold for the tolerance of idiots' to the transferable skills section of my CV.

None of this has anything to do with tea, but that's the beauty of blip. This is another one of these odd types of blip that I take daily (this particular one is in Costa whilst waiting for my coffee) but never use. I've got almost a dozen of them now, so it's time to get it out the way.