Stookie Scratcher Deluxe...

I found the ruler on its own inadequate for the task of giving me any relief from the occasional maddening itching down the stookie, (see blips since the week before Christmas for the full story) so I devised a slightly improved on version using a thin emery board attached very firmly to the end of the ruler. I find this gives me the extra length required to reach these hard-to-get-to spots and the slight 'surface' to the emery board gives me satisfaction as it rubs against my skin that is not offered by smoother alternatives.....
I highly recommend the combo-system to anyone else in a stookie......