Bored Games.

I'm told that it is Traditional at this time of year to play Bored Games.

So here is one for anyone who could be arsed....

Create a caption, or dialogue, for this Christmas Day pic.

From left to roight, we have Stapo, (the maitre d' and pater d'Anna), Anna, (filles d'Stapo, dam Mary), Maeadbh, (pronounced May Have, but I'm sure she did), and Samiam, Mayor of Sedona West.

The winner, as chosen by me, gets a large bottle of Guinness, delivered personally, anywhere in the Free World (Arizona excluded, terms and conditioners apply)

Knock yourselves out, kids....