HEADLINE!!!!!!!

HOT-HEADED CARROT-TOP SNAPPER FORKED UP THE ASS!!!!

"HE HAD IT COMING!" SAY PROMINENT VEGETABLES.

"I'D FORK HIM IN A HEARTBEAT" SAYS ANOTHER HOT PIECE OF PRODUCE.

"ABOUT TINE!!!" MUTTERS DAVE FROM LEITH.

"COULDNT GIVE FOUR CHETTES ABOUT HIM" OUR FRAHIBERNO HACK EXPLODES.

"ANOTHER SEARING INDICTMENT OF UTENSIL ABUSE" CRYS CANOPENER.

"PINT AND SCRATCHINS, PLEASE, AND HOW ABOUT ONE FOR YOURSELF? SAYS SMITH(MR).

oh shit, the power has jst gone off...




Happy crimbo, all.....
and,
A Myles Christmas