What the heck?

I don't feel like I'm 37. It sounds like a scary, made-up number.

It just doesn't fit. I don't like it.

That's why I've decided to go backwards for a few years.

Happy Birthday to me.

Bah humbug!

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If there's a plus side, it was the four chocolate cakes (two from students, one from B and the piece de resistance from Est, my flatmate - the baker).