genetics

As well as all the obvious things (devastating good looks,perfect smile,amazing temprement,big feet etc.etc.) there are lots of unexpected things that Cohen seems to have inherited from me - his love of bashing things loudly with drum sticks, his love for Homer and Bart and his insatiable taste for cucumber and croissants are all, I now see, genetically passed down from me to him.He even seems to have developed a taste for beer and wine (although not quite in the same quantities i enjoy them in)

Now all i have to figure out is where his crazy curly blonde locks come from and where his newly acquired penchant for reading a handily placed magazine whilst attempting a "poo" on the big toilet has come from.

Maybe i should ask mummy.....





Although probably not.