Cheeky

Before... The after will not be possible for some time.

Fiona and Lydia braved 6.30am and the Marratxi road. Coffee free too! Anna was waiting with more tales for a few hours until someone popped a little tablet under my tongue...

Three and a half hours of complete absence from the planet......

Waking, I felt remarkably human and pain free, but aware that I'd been beaten senseless around the lower back. They released me to my room after only two hours, very lucky.

The boys arrived to find Anna and I chatting. And then various comings and goings saw me through to about midnight. Incredible. Minimal perfectly prescribed drugs. The world has changed since I once had a tooth out under gas and can still remember the screeching sounds to this day. See you tomorrow!