My Poor Ear

Once I went to the doctor with a sore ear.

The doctor wasn't available so the nurse had a
Look. 'oh my god' she said, 'i've heard about burst ear drums before, but I've never seen one, I have to go and get other people'.

There then follow three more people to have a look.

'what happened?' said the doctor, for I was now deemed important enough for him!

'I stuck a spoon in it' says I!

Now my husband won't let us have cotton Buds in the house, so I have to find other objects.

These are the type of things I have been
Known to pick up in the past, but refrained from poking today! :-)