Christmas time.

It was an IKEA day to day - not for Christmas stuff just to pick up the usual things, lights, kitchen bits and pieces, etc That's all good and fine but I've obviously missed something in my childhood not having an IKEA Christmas.

It's all there, an icerink, rides and a Wishing Tree. I made a wish at the Wishing Tree, I wished they'd stop all this manipulative, cynical, 'sh**'.

Yes it's official, I have become .Ebenezer Scrooge. 'Bah Humbug!' to the lot of them.