Desperate Housewives....

....no, not Nancy, she's not a housewife.

LLCoolJim, MrsCoolJim and young Jacob are off to Drumbeg tonight. They are sans car at the moment so I gave them a lift across the bridge to Dalgety Bay, aka Wisteria Lane, to meet family with a spare car. On leaving them, I got slightly lost in the carefully manicured, speed restricted streets, but a Bree Van de Kamp lookylikey gave me directions to exit.....slightly un-nerving place.

First attempt at life.turns. , so here is Nancy in a pose which she feels makes her bum/thighs/stomach/chin/<insert any body part here> look too fat. I think she looks great, but she's never going to believe me.