Sunshine and Stealth Sandwiches

Beautiful crisp morning, bright sunshine hitting the Corn Exchange dome, and a red light for just long enough to grab a blip. Wish all days started so nicely.

Went to the local sandwich shop later on, for some soup. Deciding to go crazy, I ordered a roll with it. "Want butter on that?" asked the girl in the shop.

"No thanks," I replied.

"It's just that some folk like a bit butter, eh. Some like it on both halves."

"Er, yeah, I see."

"There's even one wifie likes a bit cheese in it an' all."

I thought for a moment. "Wouldn't that be more of a sandwich?"

A pause. "Yeah, that's what I thought too," she said.