6am

Today i had the most surreal start to my day.

Opening the door to the stairs in the car park (the car park we pay a fair amount for 3 season tickets because its 'secure and 24 hour manned') i was faced by a pissed male tramp lying on his sleeping bag on the floor with a pissed female tramp completely naked and riding away on top for all she was worth. At which point he screamed at me to "F**K OFF"...

so i took the lift instead.