An 'Endearing' way to Wake up!!

Endearing, that's the word that I've been told that describes all those lovely quirky things that husabnds and children do to you.. or do in general.. Endearing...
This morning, at some early hour, I vaguely remember hearing the pantry doors open and then closer to my ears, cows chewing, well, that's what I thought it was, as I tried to stay asleep and ignore the day ahead..
Was that Monkey noises I could hear.. oh yes, the nearly 5yr old monkey had brought his icey cold feet into bed as well as a banana.. which he and his Papa were sharing.. hmmm... and then..
SPLAT!
right in the middle of my face.. discarded cold, slightly slimey, banana skin.. the slimey side hitting my face, eyes, nose.. lips...
Cheers Bruno..

Endearing.. hmmmmmm
Is the fact that the husband laughed hysterically to be classed as 'endearing'... or just put in the 'walking on thin ice' basket....

yes.. 'Endearing'