Astounded

I saw two dogs conjoined this am. I was so surprised that I did not photo them straining against one another. One had its leg stuck quite a long way up the other ones bum. How did that happen?

Not likely to be the apochryphal hospital tale; I was vaccuuming naked when my willy became entrapped, or I sat on the hamster.

Why did I not photo it? I think I was so uneasy about what I was seeing I wanted to escape the scene. Could they have done this to themselves?

Watched the willow warriors walk the semi final and had a stress relieving massage. Bit different to the UK - had to put on a pair of paper pants then the bloke started tickling my feet. I checked at the end, I hadn't soiled the pants - ok for someone else. Got a shower at the end also.

Ended up walking quite a long way today.

This is the view from the old bridge of the newest bridge, and a footballing lion. Talking of sport I see England was wet today - or Lords at least. Amazingly England v Bangladesh is shown live here. Somehow, after 20-20 its not the same.

Gotta go - due up in 6.5 hrs for the final.