Lorne Square....

..Sausage, next to Bratwurst Crescent and Saucisson Street.

At last, the perfect night club solution for my dub damaged hearing has been created by a Napier Uni student. The Acoustic Sphere is clearly the answer to my auditory challenges when heavy dub beat renders my ability to hold a conversation impossible. Now, if only they can invent a cure for acute halitosis, I'll be unstoppable with the laaadies........(hope Nancy isn't reading this).

LLCoolJim introduced me to his mates the other night. Local session band with a distinct 1980s Del Amitri twist; it's a pleasant, seesaw wee number when it gets going.


Edit:I see Cameron's Herr Chancelor and we're in for four years of National Socialism......fuck, eh?