Veiled

I have deliberately left these so unhealthy doughnuts veiled, in an attempt to cover my embarrassment at giving them house room.

They were bought from the infamous Gregg's Bakery by *someone, not me.
They were delivered to the Dower House by someone, not me.
An accompanying bun was also delivered by someone, not me.
The bun was devoured by someone, not me.
These beauties will probably be eaten today by someone, not me.

The guilty party will possibly be the person who exited the doctor's surgery this morning, unbearably smug in the knowledge that his blood pressure and pulse rate are exemplary........ but not tested for diabetes or cholesterol........ !

I am blameless of any unhealthy eating on this occasion.
But isn't life unfair?

To avoid matrimonial litigation, I must say that the someone in the first instance was a 'she'.