Weather wallies......

.........seem to dominate the BBC lately. What is a bloody "Weather Bomb?"

Idiots. The recent storms are no worse than we have experienced in the past but we have to be warned there may be damage, there may be floods, there may be moonlight, music, romance, let's face the music and dance.

Worried by these childish reports our neighbours have taken the Noah fairy story to heart. "Proper Job" will be along Dreckly!