Life with Alice

By elirin

My Size

You know what I did today? I chased a cat! Well, to be honest, we kinda chased each other, but still. Molly, my friend Maria's cat, happened to be outside our front door, waiting for Maria to take her for a walk. Weird cat. I was let off my lead to say hello to Maria, and it all just happened. We have been waiting for Ages to play together. Not one day too soon. But mum yelled Here, and it was over in seconds. Brilliant, though! Brilliant!

Questions about whether I am a toy poodle or a miniature poodle have been raised. As we don't know this, we asked my kennel mum. Bottom line: I will most likely be a small miniature. I weigh four kilos and am 28 centimetres of height.

Me: How can we let my friends know my size better? This 28 centimetres is very abstract. Maybe we can put something in a picture with me, something everyone knows?
Mum: OK. Like a litre of milk? A bar of chocolate?
Me: I've got a better idea...

So. This is me and a Happy meal. :)

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